Thursday, July 30, 2009

- XXX :

blogger still hv not settle the problem

of no font and color change, no uploading

of pictures n videos.

(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.=).=).=).=).=).=).=)

so means i cant make a new article...zzzz

im currently making a lazer collection

pictures nia. i nt genius ok?

and making some fan art of pokemon special

to force myself nt to give up on pokemon

although its hard

seeing how pokemon is ruined when 4th gen

comes out. hope heart gold soul silver

dont fail me

right now, im currenly waiting patiently

for fate/unlimited codes release...

CANT WAIT!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

sry....im usually sane

WAT DID U SAY?#! U WANNA DIE.

shut up lah wz

NO U SHUTUP!!!!

hmm...apparently...im mad...well..

BL000000000000000000000000000000000D

HELP!!!! HOW CAN U RUN AWAY FROM URSELF!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

- Lazer :

wtf

blogger seems to hv problem

no preview, color cannot change, lolololol

cannot put picture, vids.....destroy everything

fail blog

so i give this to blogger bah

me:

O_o
/ --
| imma chargin mah lazer
\_--

blogger:shit

me:

O_o
/ ------------------------
| imma firin mah lazer
\_------------------------

blogger:ARGH BLaaaargh

me:

O_o
/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
| SHOOP DA WHOOP
\_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

blogger:"died"

Monday, July 20, 2009

- Chili Crab :

this actually happen yesterday

but yesterday lazy to post

lololololololololololololololol

very neutral face.

damm nice

my godbrother bday

actually is 1 week ago but he busy

so to celebrate we eat prawn,crab

chicken wing, damm nice. then still

got a giant mango lor.....

=|

Thursday, July 16, 2009

- A message to all haters :

I have live in this world for 143 years

and over the years, i had a lot of haters

that is y i decided to send a message to them

to u haters out there, im giving u a message

actually, i do not hv that much haters tbh

lets see a few comments about me

emoer: cher han is better than u



lolcat: u suck

dude: ur a bitch



i pro: Noob XD

Guess: Go fuck urself

Random: u terrible kid



Innocent Passerby: fucking asian

=]: no lifer

Screwed: i hate blood suckers

a werewolf: u r my worse enemy


middle finger: no 1 likes u

UR A BITCH: mother fucker

Facebooker: u die every1 cheer

SCREW URSELF: FUCKING GAY

=]: i hope u leave this world faster


ill accept all the criticize and will reply ur

"fuck you" with "sorry if offend" i really

"fuck you" with "and ur mother too" bcuz

i bet u fucked her before.

wants to change. however, if u stop hating

and start loving, u will be able to see

another side of me

my vampiric side XD

u can go ahead and criticize about me but i

will not insult u because well, i need them

will not call u a dog because ill be

insulting all the other dogs in the world.

i really hope this message will not offend u

more because i really wan less haters

i really hope u can fuck off because u r a

waste of food, water and oxygen and is born

just to fill up a space in woodbridge.

and finally, always remember, u r important to

me

you are a grandmother fucking bitch

note: this message is made for entertainment

purpose only and plz do not take offend unless

u r a hater XD

adapted from nigahiga pictures from cyy

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

- Fail blog :

changed my url

and im nt sure why

2day fail blog

go hr hse do proj

did the work well lah

+abit playing

btw, we hv a blog

about animal abuse

for our pw

it sucks though

Sunday, July 12, 2009

- Cyy song :

ok i know this is lame but.....

i decided to make a song abt cyy =|

cyy, if u find this insulting tell me.

ill make it more insulting, i mean delete it.

here goes:

Cyy ya cyy he's an angry man

cyy ya cyy he has a sad face

he like to say chao chee bye and say wat the fuck

he like to drink iced latte and mocha from starbucks

cyy he likes to play a game called kof

but when against liu ying zhi he get his ass "f"ed

cyy aye cyy likes to play erhu

when he play his erhu he dono who is who

cyy ya cyy he's an angry man

cyy ya cyy he got a sad face =(

© owz

"in the current conflict, sacrifice must be made. we must

protect our children, and ensure their freedom"

so, therefore, STOP ASKING CHILDREN TO DONATE

make sacrifice and use the gov fund, u know who

Saturday, July 11, 2009

- Ninjas :

This is my second article, about japanese most

mysterious men......ninjas.....

ninjas are mysterious characters specialized

in delivering pizza/kfc/macdonalds 24/7

and are believed to show up several

hours before u ordered ur pizza etc.

Ninjas natural habitat

ninja hunting is a good way to earn money,

earning up to 10k per ninja head. to find a

ninja, here are the things u need to look out for

1)make sure u hv a will written

2)U MUST NOT BE A PIRATE

3) always remember to bring a bonsai from

soh choo boi garden, ninja loves destroying them

which give u up to 0.1 second to kill them

4)do not use a gun, ninja use guns to cure itchiness

5)dont think about flames, they use flames to bath

ninja habitats

ninjas are everywhere(like the bird from cat high 2-3)

here are some common place they live in

.in front of u

.behind u

.above u

.on top of u

.in this blog

.between u

.inside ur mind

.in ur fridge(u know when all ur food is gone)

Here is a room full of ninjas
Stealth is the most important part of being

a ninja. a ninja who doesnt understand the

meaning of stealth is an epic fail.But once

in a while, a ninja will fail to understand the

meaning of stealth and will ask himself:

"why cant i success as a ninja?"

here is an example of a ninja who fail

to understand the meaning of stealth
notice the fact that he is blonde...

ninjas excel in using weapons like

kanata, shuriken, sticks, knife,ur head

ur mum, a pokeball, my ass, this blog

Codes of a ninja:

u see a ninja= prepare to die

u hear a ninja= prepare to....he not ninja!

u didnt see a ninja=prepare to die

u didnt know where a fart comes from

=prepare to die

u said the word "pirate"= ur whole family die

a ninja take u out for dinner=dine in hell

u r playing naruto= prepare to die, then

the ninja will destory the game

u speak with a "naruto" accent=prepare to

be torn into pieces

u think naruto is a real ninja=u hv serious

problems, prepare to die....

the girl u love is a ninja=get a new girl

before she kills u, u wierdo

What to do when a ninja is after u

1. stay still, ninjas r sensitive to movement

2.pretend to be a ninja(if u wear full black)

3.do not panic(they home on panic ppl)

4.dont ask" whose there". if u do the answer is

a swift shuriken on ur forehead

5.pretend to be a samurai(if u hv the armor

n sword, and speak gd jap)

6.if u do everything correctly, u can try n own him

7.do not kung fu fight the ninja, u will lose

because ninjas invented kung fu, though the

shaolin monks ksed their credit.

Monday, July 6, 2009

- Genocide :

This.....my special article....on genocide......

it was adapted from uncyclopedia.wikia.com

"it started off as a joke"

Adolf Hitler on genocide

"it started off as a joke"

Joseph Stalin on genocide

"it started off as a joke"

Saddam Hussein on genocide

"it was fun while it lasted"

Adolf Hitler on genocide

"Heck, even I can't do it right"

God on genocide

Genocide was fun and enjoyable for the whole

family!!!

Genocide is a game that involves concentration

camps, outlawing some religions or

language(mostly u know? :]) prohibiting interraces

marriage and another other things u can

think of that appears to be punishment for the

victims fault but is actually punishing them for

who they are. basically, it means that the "crime"

of the victims is "because they r (name)" .so

therefore, ill have to look out :\

Here r a list of famous genocide players who hv

performed extremely well in the game.

Adolf Hitler

Saddam Hussein

Joseph Stalin

Japanese soldiers

First emperor

Obama Bin.....I mean Osama Bin Laden

Optimus Prime

Megabum......i mean Megatron

Emos(to themselves)

H0W +0 p|@y +h3 g@m3

Genocide requires a leader and a team(leader

usually must hv very strong influence to

others)and another team consisting of:

Malay

Indians

Jews and many other that was insulted by racism.

autobytes...i mean autobots

decepticons

So, this 2 teams(mostly hv rivalry, the longer the

better) will compete with each other, one

funded by the government and another privately

(although sometimes both privately), the game

starts off with sneak attacks and slowly, moves on

to suicide bombing and nukes etc etc. the

game is over when 1 team whole family die, and

victory is given to the other team. if both teams

whole family die , the match is a draw.

p.s the gov may fund both teams for some fun.

Here is a picture of 2 very famous genocide team

leaders and their team logo. they serve as good

role models for all players to see,CLICK HERE

Friday, July 3, 2009

- Dono wat to post :

Actually idk wat to post

but i dont wan my post to be like zin nam

only tagbox alive

anyway, mc 1 week

nearly died

very sad face

i wonder if theres going to be a transformer 2 game

the first game nice, but boring ler

i looked at the prun5C@p3 forums

got many funny things

haha

btw, just something nice