Saturday, July 11, 2009
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Ninjas
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This is my second article, about japanese most
mysterious men......ninjas.....
ninjas are mysterious characters specialized
in delivering pizza/kfc/macdonalds 24/7
and are believed to show up several
hours before u ordered ur pizza etc.
Ninjas natural habitat
ninja hunting is a good way to earn money,
earning up to 10k per ninja head. to find a
ninja, here are the things u need to look out for
1)make sure u hv a will written
2)U MUST NOT BE A PIRATE
3) always remember to bring a bonsai from
soh choo boi garden, ninja loves destroying them
which give u up to 0.1 second to kill them
4)do not use a gun, ninja use guns to cure itchiness
5)dont think about flames, they use flames to bath
ninja habitats
ninjas are everywhere(like the bird from cat high 2-3)
here are some common place they live in
.in front of u
.behind u
.above u
.on top of u
.in this blog
.between u
.inside ur mind
.in ur fridge(u know when all ur food is gone)
Here is a room full of ninjas
Stealth is the most important part of being
a ninja. a ninja who doesnt understand the
meaning of stealth is an epic fail.But once
in a while, a ninja will fail to understand the
meaning of stealth and will ask himself:
"why cant i success as a ninja?"
here is an example of a ninja who fail
to understand the meaning of stealth
notice the fact that he is blonde...
ninjas excel in using weapons like
kanata, shuriken, sticks, knife,ur head
ur mum, a pokeball, my ass, this blog
Codes of a ninja:
u see a ninja= prepare to die
u hear a ninja= prepare to....he not ninja!
u didnt see a ninja=prepare to die
u didnt know where a fart comes from
=prepare to die
u said the word "pirate"= ur whole family die
a ninja take u out for dinner=dine in hell
u r playing naruto= prepare to die, then
the ninja will destory the game
u speak with a "naruto" accent=prepare to
be torn into pieces
u think naruto is a real ninja=u hv serious
problems, prepare to die....
the girl u love is a ninja=get a new girl
before she kills u, u wierdo
What to do when a ninja is after u
1. stay still, ninjas r sensitive to movement
2.pretend to be a ninja(if u wear full black)
3.do not panic(they home on panic ppl)
4.dont ask" whose there". if u do the answer is
a swift shuriken on ur forehead
5.pretend to be a samurai(if u hv the armor
n sword, and speak gd jap)
6.if u do everything correctly, u can try n own him
7.do not kung fu fight the ninja, u will lose
because ninjas invented kung fu, though the
shaolin monks ksed their credit.