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"I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my heart.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death, nor known to life
Having withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works"

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

- Ninjas :

This is my second article, about japanese most

mysterious men......ninjas.....

ninjas are mysterious characters specialized

in delivering pizza/kfc/macdonalds 24/7

and are believed to show up several

hours before u ordered ur pizza etc.

Ninjas natural habitat

ninja hunting is a good way to earn money,

earning up to 10k per ninja head. to find a

ninja, here are the things u need to look out for

1)make sure u hv a will written

2)U MUST NOT BE A PIRATE

3) always remember to bring a bonsai from

soh choo boi garden, ninja loves destroying them

which give u up to 0.1 second to kill them

4)do not use a gun, ninja use guns to cure itchiness

5)dont think about flames, they use flames to bath

ninja habitats

ninjas are everywhere(like the bird from cat high 2-3)

here are some common place they live in

.in front of u

.behind u

.above u

.on top of u

.in this blog

.between u

.inside ur mind

.in ur fridge(u know when all ur food is gone)

Here is a room full of ninjas
Stealth is the most important part of being

a ninja. a ninja who doesnt understand the

meaning of stealth is an epic fail.But once

in a while, a ninja will fail to understand the

meaning of stealth and will ask himself:

"why cant i success as a ninja?"

here is an example of a ninja who fail

to understand the meaning of stealth
notice the fact that he is blonde...

ninjas excel in using weapons like

kanata, shuriken, sticks, knife,ur head

ur mum, a pokeball, my ass, this blog

Codes of a ninja:

u see a ninja= prepare to die

u hear a ninja= prepare to....he not ninja!

u didnt see a ninja=prepare to die

u didnt know where a fart comes from

=prepare to die

u said the word "pirate"= ur whole family die

a ninja take u out for dinner=dine in hell

u r playing naruto= prepare to die, then

the ninja will destory the game

u speak with a "naruto" accent=prepare to

be torn into pieces

u think naruto is a real ninja=u hv serious

problems, prepare to die....

the girl u love is a ninja=get a new girl

before she kills u, u wierdo

What to do when a ninja is after u

1. stay still, ninjas r sensitive to movement

2.pretend to be a ninja(if u wear full black)

3.do not panic(they home on panic ppl)

4.dont ask" whose there". if u do the answer is

a swift shuriken on ur forehead

5.pretend to be a samurai(if u hv the armor

n sword, and speak gd jap)

6.if u do everything correctly, u can try n own him

7.do not kung fu fight the ninja, u will lose

because ninjas invented kung fu, though the

shaolin monks ksed their credit.