Sunday, September 6, 2009
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SUICIDE
suicide,to others, is a comedy act made by others
to amuse them by dieing.t
however, in actual fact, suicide is the method used by
others to end their lives because they are retards
Dignity in suicide
contary to popular believes, suiciders DO and
SHOULD have dignity, even when they commit suicide
lets take a look at some common suicide methods and
how ppl who use them r extremely selfish.
Hanging urself.
the tree may break and u die. wat happen was the world
have one less tree. if u wan. hang the rope to a bonsai instead.
Shoot urself
FUCK THEM. cant they store their blood and lemme drink
the brains can give to charity......
Overdosing
selfish bitch. dont u know how much money u spent? the
money can be spent on something more useful, like
a knife.
Grounds for suicide
suicide, like many other things, have a history.
the history starts when suicide nerd kill himself
because his IQ results were negative....
so, here r some reason y ppl suicide

- U suck at life
- IQ results were negative
- U got aids
- U got a chain letter saying u hv bad luck if u dont suicide
- Always thought of kickass ways to die
- U r emo, and it is ur scared duty to suicide
- U couldnt fuck that woman
- U DID fuck that woman
- Turns out u didnt like that girl. cuz she is lesbian
- Turns out u didnt like that girl. cuz U r gay.
- U turned ur girlfriend into a lesbian
- Icountingmoney.blogspot.com was closed down
- fate/unlimited codes was not released yet

Suicide methods
suiciding is fun because well, there r so many fun ways!
well, here r some methods
- Swallowing a live cat
- Jumping off a building.
- Attempt to take rob a military base with a fake gun.
- Shooting thyself with a gun.
- Pulling the pin of thy Holy Hand Grenade and counting past 3
- eat urself
- excessive head/brick interaction
- tying ur neck to a tree with a rope n get into car n drive...
and alot more......
SO, wat r u waiting for?
join the suicide game today!
thanks to uncyclopidea for pics n content
thanks to cyy for pic