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sch reopen

2010-01-11T21:49:00.001+08:00

hey guyz.

1 weeks after teh sch reopen.

and my blog is left to dai and rot here

so i decide to revive it. for a while only

since i rly feeel very very lazy

and no time to actually make special things

like for example, my genocide article is a 2 hour work

suicide is 2.5 hour

ninja is 1.5hour

so articles arent easy to make

since i is such a slacker

so might as well, give life story

dun hv xiao gui lah

and dun hv extradinary 6 year old

who can beat david beckham in soccer

lololollolollolololololol

bai bai

2009-12-19T10:22:00.000+08:00

HEEEEEEEEEEEY.....

I IS SRY

very busy busy busy busy this hols

so dun hv time to post on blog

dun worry, nx year sch reopen i will revive it

mayb during xmas trg break i can make some

post oso.

haha

sry

bye

sry so long no post T.T

2009-11-18T19:12:00.002+08:00

SRRRRRRY

i has nt post for so long, i can bet at least 50% of the ppl

think that my blog has dai

but nope

cuz of my damm busy schedule these days

like

last week lah

mon:trg

tues:trg

wed:bball with bro

thurs:class chalet

fri:class chalet

sat:class gathering

sun:grandma hse

mon:trg

tues:trg

so busy.....

so mayb i talk abt class chalet n gathering lah

AND JIAWEI. NX POST WILL BE POKEMON!

so.

class chalet

2 day 1 nite

like, nt enuf leh.

we go aloha loyang there then is like

reach at 2.30

then most ppl go play water games

while some like, me, sheldon, cyy

yunda cheekiang wilson ivan cherhan

go cycle

we taught wilson how to :)

then after that like 4+ we check in ler rain

so me yunda wilson go back

i found out cher han kope my slippers

fuck him

the most fun was still, the cards and nite soccer

haha

i suck at soccer lah

to bad :(

but cards i king

own them all

even gouliang

without 2 leh

he still lose

then still say 2-3 cards sucks

lol

class gathering

1st part sbw park

boring like no mother

showed addy some "magic" tricks lol

then the bbq was quite interesting la

zp gt join us

and kope some food

but was funny how me josh zj kope his drink

until dont hv

then he angry

lolz

the bbq was ok

but then the otah sucks

LOL

but seriously

sometimes they abit sore loser leh

like when we do the "i never" thing

to make ppl eat

i use 1 own them. they kp me.

btw i said this lah

"i never been more than 40kg b4"

owned them

but tio kp

lolz

cya

my hand tired ler

Class Chalet

2009-11-05T10:52:00.002+08:00

2--3 class chalet coming in 8 days!

but that was oso the day where we spilt :(

i remember the days

where we were all watching pokemon together.

but now, when i go to class 2-3.total silence

it is hard, but we have to say goodbye to each other

i sure hope we wont be strangers nx year or so

like wat some 6e07(no names here) treat us as.

even for NLB, which many ppl dont like. :(

hard to say goodbye.

i scared later i cry like a little girl XD

so bai bai

very sad face

2009-11-02T14:41:00.002+08:00

very sad face.

only 1 ppl relink until now.

and thats cyy

yunda i help him relink

cuz i at his hse right now

mayb only cyy go to my blog.

but i VERY lazy to post now

mayb i will make an article.

BUT PLZ GIVE SUGGESTION

zzzz

jun sheng havent relink me AT ALL

i used 3 url

1 at june

1 from july to oct

1 now

his link still the 1st 1.......

thats gratitude.....

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD FACE

2009-10-31T09:42:00.002+08:00

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD FACE

mic still treating me like sec 1.

when i was turning sec 3 nx year

zzzzz

dont judge a book by its cover

dont judge ppl by its height......

but gd lor

i get to pon camp XD

anywayz.

i got my results

english:61

chinese:61

maths:72

science:70

geog:78

hist:83

average:70.8

gt chance triple science leh

but idk y

my sis n mother very saaaaaad face!

wawawwaawawawawawawwawawa

btw, any1 know i shifted ler?

2009-10-28T10:22:00.002+08:00

I hv finally changed my url! FTW.

anyways, im making this post in sch.

haha

my desktop is still down.

and i seriously dono wat to post.

loooolololololololololololololololololololol

rofl

lmao.

maybe i should play shoddy

someday

with gouliang n jia wei

yesterday i dota with boh dog n wilson

i solo them 2

boh dog use POTM

wilson use TB

i use AM

win

my score 15-0-0

600gold to divine rapier :(

Day1 after no desktop

2009-10-26T14:47:00.002+08:00

ok....i will seriously be making some articles soon.

plz gimme some suggestion. i really dono wat to

write.

apparently, some ppl dont like me to go to their blogs

to comment.

so, instead of flaming here, suggestions.

1)password protect ur blog. i wont bother to

ask ur password 1.

2)request 4 me to delete ur link.

then i will NEVER EVER visit ur blog again.

3)stop blogging.

so, im changing url in 2 days time.

hopefully nt koped ready.haha

so i herd u lik mudkips.

btw, any1 know wat happen to the comp

if it keep making an irritating noise n wont start up?

tell me plz :)

Dian nao, you shao le yi ge.

2009-10-25T21:17:00.002+08:00

my desktop gg ler..........

every1 gimme $5 for the funeral.

btw....the url will be changed to unlimited-bladeworks.blogspot.com

in 3 days time.

haha

i seriously dono wat to post

cuz life fucking boring these days

holidays surely oso boring 1

fuck........

die...........

feel like talking to myself.....

hope my desktop can revive, or

should i say

respawn.

lolololoololololololololollolololol

New url

2009-10-22T18:17:00.002+08:00

i will be changing my url soon in 5 days time

namely, to unlimited-bladeworks.blogspot.com

k....time for the post.

sry, was emoing/dotaing 4 these days.

never blog.

k

i was lying

i was juz lazy

my marks, sucks

maths=74/100 careless 22 marks. owned

english. 61/100

chinese= fail.

science=40.5/70

my marks epic

combined science nx year rock!

so.....trg these days. was slacking

match can pon. nt playing.

noobs ftw.

hahahahahahahahaha

was dotaing with jian ming, boh

josh j.ho(on diff days)

damm fun sia

2009-10-13T13:10:00.002+08:00

O Hai

exams r over.

articles will be back.

im going over to joshua's hse to play dota soon

but ill try to make a long post

1. exams

screwed.

english 1 was ok.

geog was barely passable

chinese 1 was ok

science killed the whole school

"if i pass i strip in front of AK." zhang tairu

lolololololololololol

english 2 was easy

chinese 2 was abit trouble

maths was quite hard.

"blood is red,

people faces r blue.

my science had died

and my geog had too."CYY+ SHELDON.

2. this blog

it was the sad truth. less than 20% of the ppl i linked

and tag(the keyword) didnt even tag back. IMO.

tagbox r like chain mail, keep going n going n going.

n theres oso ppl who dont link me, which im removing

the links soon.(no point linking those who refuse to link back)

3. links

if u wan me to link me, plz tag, msn or fb ur url to me.

like huiqi. didnt know she hv a blog for so long. lolololololololol

4. my url n blogskin.

perhaps my new blogskin isnt that nice. only 3 ppl notice it.

rofl.

Millunium: strength: 521(abt there)

Isavot:strength: 2000+

hellsing: strength: 3.

notice the 2 3s in both scenario.

so. for ppl who noticed i change my blogskin

plz state if u prefer my old, or new 1.

or if u like, vote for a totally new 1.

lastly. icountingmoney.blogspot.com is getting

boring. so....new url.

cyas

lol.

mayb i can expect some spam if i put insults

but nah. its ballless to insult on9

and no guts to insult in the face.

2009-10-09T15:50:00.001+08:00

hei guyz. i had juz made a new blogskin

so give meh ur comment pl0x

i still hv my old 1 somewhere.

so cya

2009-10-08T19:11:00.002+08:00

hi i r owz

a combined science to be

who will be studying in dono which sch nx year

cuz of today science

ask question not taught

wtf

sad face

i tot i can get a decent grade

but gg now

2009-10-05T16:50:00.002+08:00

hello i r owz lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol

today ftw.

well nt really

this post is fucking short

we got back geog proj mark n class test mark 2day

nt telling though

chee kiang gt full marks for proj

which i think he deserves XD

since he did da most among us 3 OnGs

me n js got a gd score too.

anyway

i r changing blogskin after eoy.

c4a

2009-09-30T18:41:00.002+08:00

so i herd u lik mudkipz

lol

mudkipz r being the form of jokes in pokemon

i wonder y

here is another 1.
mayb mudkipz can take over pikachu 1 day :)

2009-09-27T19:38:00.000+08:00

Im back. after 4 days of sleeping

so. more life story. no time for articles.

examations r coming. failure r coming

so.

fri.sucks. morning trg. :|

then after that eat b4 pe.

then stomach pain. fuck.

after sch. gym

sec 3 4pm go play ler so i go play with zin nam

n xian hui

2 1 v 1 with zin nam

win 1 lose 1. that TYKO bitch.

no

is cuz i suck

and lazy

sat. nothin. juz go buy iriver

sun. go library do hw.

then bball

no trying to torrent some animes

but fucking slow

FUCK

300+kb/s this morning

now 10+kb/s

fuck it

2009-09-24T19:06:00.002+08:00

Hey

sry 4 nt posting 1 week

i sleep every afternoon after sch

very happy face

so i lazy on com

now i shall say some life story

since no idea for articles.

sat.

go josh hse. pokemon n poker

tio own in poker.

fuck

yk u better watch out nx time

i will pawn u then

sun.zzz

mon.zzz bball

tues. morn trg.

more sleep

wed. fuck suay

was waiting for 2/3 dogs to go n finish water bonsai

then ask them eat breakfast with me

so i go bball court shoot.

since sec 2 and sec 3 no trg

got match

i dont need go

no jersey ftw

then gou liang dao me. so i wait...

then there was this drill that require pair

since zinnam pon trg so only 9 sec 1

so it is a complusory obtion for me to help.

MY BREAKFAST!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

thurs. zzzzzzz

xian hui return me my shoebag!!!!

my guo tiao cold liao....

cuz need wait till recess b4 i can eat

though 2 free period(dnt) was nice.

but our class is abit fucked

me raynor hao ran talking animes

and gou liang nigel call us no life

say should talk porn n hentai instead.

yeah, they enjoy those vids with their moms.

but....

AM BACK

2009-09-17T19:15:00.001+08:00

I R BACK!!!!! after 11 years..i mean 11 days

sry. didnt post for so long. well, watching animes/mangas

,studying, trg, homework, sch, getting fate/unlimited codes.

trying to photoshop ur face to make it look presentable. jkjk

so busy

anyways. i shall keep this post short n sweet

cuz

i lazy of cuz

as i said the last time, i hv a qna for every1. where ppl ask me q

and i reply short1 via tagbox or long 1 via post. this hv been ignored

so i dont give a fuck now. but if ppl ask me q, i will a.

nx.

plz gimme some topic for my articles. idk wat to write. anything can be

unless u give things like porn.....

which i hv 0 and will always hv 0 knowledge about it.

so well.....i hope now my tagbox will be more active and my post will, too

since that ppl gimme suggestion via the tagbox

killing 2 birds with 1 stone

p.s denise i saw u in amk mrt today, did i?plz clarify :) i cant

recongnise u. >.<

2009-09-06T20:13:00.004+08:00

SUICIDE

suicide,to others, is a comedy act made by others

to amuse them by dieing.t

however, in actual fact, suicide is the method used by

others to end their lives because they are retards

Dignity in suicide

contary to popular believes, suiciders DO and

SHOULD have dignity, even when they commit suicide

lets take a look at some common suicide methods and

how ppl who use them r extremely selfish.

Hanging urself.

the tree may break and u die. wat happen was the world

have one less tree. if u wan. hang the rope to a bonsai instead.

Shoot urself

FUCK THEM. cant they store their blood and lemme drink

the brains can give to charity......

Overdosing

selfish bitch. dont u know how much money u spent? the

money can be spent on something more useful, like

a knife.

Grounds for suicide

suicide, like many other things, have a history.

the history starts when suicide nerd kill himself

because his IQ results were negative....

so, here r some reason y ppl suicide

U suck at life
IQ results were negative
U got aids
U got a chain letter saying u hv bad luck if u dont suicide
Always thought of kickass ways to die
U r emo, and it is ur scared duty to suicide
U couldnt fuck that woman
U DID fuck that woman
Turns out u didnt like that girl. cuz she is lesbian
Turns out u didnt like that girl. cuz U r gay.
U turned ur girlfriend into a lesbian
Icountingmoney.blogspot.com was closed down
fate/unlimited codes was not released yet

Suicide methods

suiciding is fun because well, there r so many fun ways!

well, here r some methods

Swallowing a live cat
Jumping off a building.
Attempt to take rob a military base with a fake gun.
Shooting thyself with a gun.
Pulling the pin of thy Holy Hand Grenade and counting past 3
eat urself
excessive head/brick interaction
tying ur neck to a tree with a rope n get into car n drive...

and alot more......

SO, wat r u waiting for?

join the suicide game today!

thanks to uncyclopidea for pics n content
thanks to cyy for pic

2009-09-06T20:12:00.000+08:00

ok, my pics work now. making an article now

Home COMING

2009-09-05T20:15:00.002+08:00

chs homecoming today

very neutral face

at first play pokemon with jian ming

until like 8. where we forced to go down to work

when is nt our shift

but i juz do lor

nt like they gonna appreciate it anyways

we earned $100+ btw

so we can hv the class chalet

but chances of me being invited=10%

so...... SAD FACE

anyway my pics uploading still hv probs

fuck leh......

then theres the dota competition

was fucked up

me, jian ming, eugene, you xin, cher kian

joined

we played averagely against 2-2

then cher kian dc

cuz too many ppl surrounding him

looking at his neighbour

which i think is a WCG player

they were damm loud shoutin cheebye all these

and guesss wat

both 2-2 and us were disqualified...because cher kian dc

wtf is that man

i heard that 2-2 wan play an unofficial match with us

tonight...i nt sure

every year the LAN is fucked.

well...then theres bball at ISH

saw tay ping hui(name spell like this hor?)

zheng bing hui if i spell wrongly

his hair sucks

mine own him!

haha

we sell quite well

the worst part is the scoldings from lcc

i get scolded juz by asking the question

"where do the full chicken wings come from?"

just liddat i get scolded

i damm hate how mrs lim biased against unpopular

ppl like me n cyy.

that was very...er....er....er...very 2-3 can ler

since 2-3=popular ppl then care. nt popular dont give

a fuck

so well, i think im off to bump the inactive blogs

of my friends

ok..im the type who will bump inactive blogss

but they wont even return it =\

bye

2009-09-04T22:28:00.002+08:00

hi there, long time no post

thanks to huihong, my ability to put picture is back

if nothing goes wrong, ill be doing the article of

"suicide" tomoro or sunday.

apparently, there are few big probs lately.

there r a hell lot of spammers around.

benedict tio ...

zp tio sammy

etc etc

wtf omg wtf bbq is happening

y de fuck do ppl even spam

just like the mother fuckers who use

my table as a rubbish dump

btw, ill be having faqs in my blog to

like cyy

nt to attract ppl to my blog, but to clear up

some big misunderstandings

juz a few pointers

1.dont ask silly things like "how many cells do u hv"

2.dont "accuse" like "just admit it, u r tall"

3.i wont answer things i find it a secret

2009-08-31T20:05:00.000+08:00

yo. sometime since i post

i MAY be changing url soon

so keep a lookout

very neutral face

today we go back wgps

so-so only

chs was dismissed at 12.15

then j.ho yk zj go see teacher take damm long

so reach wgps at 1.30

like 15 20 mins later cannot take it

me jho zj yk eat

then zp jason came

play things like arm wresling and truth or dare

i failed at the 1st 1

oso play abit bball till it rains in pri sch court

cant dunk

im a failure in life

then after that

the mother fucking security dog chased us off

wtf

so 6e07 juz moved to echo hall

then quarrel over wat to do

i saw a black cat

reminds me of how me n justin saw lots of cats at sch

and i was asking y cat high infested with cats

so after that we played volleyball monkey all these

i slacking throughout

then jenny, doreen, yih fang, kelly the group move elsewhere to talk

never join us.

i wan ask if u wan buy homecoming ticket 1 leh!!!

nvm i end my post

i wan go play pokemon

2009-08-29T13:00:00.000+08:00

Hey

sometimes since i last posted =\

countdown to fate/unlimited codes release:5 days!!!

so ok, my exam marks r out. i sucks though

english:56 failblog

maths:81 failblog

science:idk

chinese:idk

geog:81 failblog

got pwned bad

trg sessions were hard

especially friday afternoon

was pure torture

especially the ally

150 without dropping was hard

not to mention run and shuffle legs(idk wat isit called i forgot)

that can kill

5 pass

3 pass

all these so pain

but match quite fun after that

win 2 lose 1

i useless 1 lah though

idk wat should i do now leh

rs?

shoddy battle?

sleep?

eat?

gb?

SHUCKS

Fate/unlimited codes new character

2009-08-23T21:00:00.000+08:00

Countdown to fate/unlimited codes release:11 days!

unless they lie to me

anyway, this is a new character(should be)

notice that fucking gay shit power=.=

R.I.P icountingmoney.blogspot.com

2009-08-22T12:26:00.000+08:00

this blog is dying...R.I.P

y?

well, basically...no 1 comes here

nt that it really matters

the point is

i wont hv any money to count

so how can it be

"icountingmoney"?

no, nt because i spend on mangas

games etc etc

cuz apparently, we hv to buy our exam marks now

WTF

this wat happen today

trg slack

science slack

eng slack

pe slack

then maths

the killer

i did badly for the common test ler

but wat happen?

teh bitch came in

and talk abt teh fucking how the fucking 100% is fucking counted

70% common test

10% the fucking proj which we copy other group 1

15% the FUCKING mindsport

which basically means u get marks

for taking part in these events:

smo

smo trg

icas

amc

weiqi intro

weiqi adv

weiqi comp

3 marks ea, max 15 marks

but take another look, from the other side.

smo trg- selected few can go(need pay)

smo- the selected few can take part(need pay)

amc- need pay

icas- need pay

weiqi intro- gd

weiqi adv- need pay

weiqi comp- selected few

the last 5% is smo achievement

so basically u lose 5 marks if u r nt

the selected few

and if u cant afford to pay, u lose 17 marks

thats very unfair to those who cant afford it

ppl can say we hv the FUCKING edusave

but if u r a nonya?

a china?

gg man

u pay for ur marks

wat abt the selected few?

juz cuz u r nt "talented"

means u fucking lose those

fucking marks?

i guess i need take out my savings

to pay for my marks...

no more money to count

this LHBF rep had failed

gg eeL kaH NOOB

=.=

2009-08-20T20:16:00.001+08:00

haix....still cant post pics. my ass.

but who cares. no 1 visit me blog anyway

mayb i can make it insulting like

nigel the fag did last year.

yesterday was hell. lesson was ok till

assembly. assembly=shit

they show us a retarded indian dance

and then homecoming prep.

delay until 2.25

then teacher say "there will be no ct today"

y nt u say this teach?

"there will be no ct as we hv taken it away with a

retarded dance".

after sch go home

prep for cl nite

but then hair too long ler...cannot style

so i juz wear a cap

then meet zijing.

on teh way saw d0reen

didnt recognize her at first

until zj tell me.

but she never see us.

then she l8r say she saw me in teh morning

but i never see her

(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.=).=).=).=).=).=).=).=)

cl nite was lame

the storyline was crap but was funny

then at the end when scb came out....

2-2 shouted bonsai

i was making that bird noise

then i go home sleep

today whole family die.

sleepy+yuan stay me back=gg

i dont wan go into detail

i tired already

cannot type already.

oh yeah

johnny the sex obsessed pon trg

cuz he dont wan return jersey

wtf lor. but he say he may return

when i saw him after trg.

thats all

bye

2009-08-18T19:42:00.001+08:00

long time no post

monday,morning trg+gym=torture.

mt was ok.

maths exam=27/30

i -ed the 1 mark already

double eng. lotr proj.

wilson group ftw

nigel group err..... lcc dont like

even show us chong mou group 1

funny sia

his group all the slides except last 1 nice

then chinese

round never come

got another teacher, who teaches better than round

then geog. i sleeping in class.

but cuz i so zai teacher call me answer q i oso know

then the retarded language.

free period cuz the retarded corruption was over

now monday acc

sch over

gym

or should i say torture?

ouch

tues

mt again. johnny the sex obsessed came

suprisingly

everything ok

then cd sucks

then eng

suppose our group

but my thumbdrive prob

should be lcc comp suck

nx is maths

then chinese

boring

then free period

then lunch

after that should be science center trip

but i changed to friday

so i go homme sleep

sleep again now. bye

2009-08-18T19:42:00.000+08:00

2009-08-14T20:27:00.000+08:00

apparently, blogger had simple post back. FTW

anyway, today is the end of exams, the start of new trg session

fat coach no longer around, IC doing the trg

however, seems like IC got the characteristics of Ics now

miss layup pump 20

seen ppl pump over 100

i back injury havent come back

so i skip the trg

dang....the simple post nt ready yet

so i guess i sad face

but then.....2 gyms session every week, in afternoon

whole family die

just like the science today

another whole family die

Saber lily vs Saber alter =.=(psp)

2009-08-12T20:33:00.000+08:00

enjoy =p

Epic WIN

2009-08-10T22:03:00.001+08:00

nice comeback, with a nice perfect

Fate/unlimited codes trailers

2009-08-09T10:07:00.003+08:00

Fate/umlimited codes trailer. this is ps2 1 lah.

but who give a fuck?

ok lah, heres the real 1

eeek.....17 characters nia?

Back injury

2009-08-08T18:17:00.000+08:00

yesterday...

national day celebration

oso freesbee competition

i got joined

1st round "sou zai" team play

against 2-1

draw...

2nd round normal team play

with 2-4

draw

then 3rd round

"noob" team supposed to play

quarrel come

say that must let sou zai team play

but then nt fair to "noob" team

so in the end juz swap dylan with

eugene

we win.....1-3

against 2-2

apparently, the noob team isnt that noob

so we decide to make an allstar team

for semi n finals.... since every1

who signed up get to play already

semi against 2-9....like impossible

luckily they too impatient starting

let us lead 4-0

after that they played well

catch up to 4-2

luckily we held on our lead XD

moved to finals

against 2-8

thats when a bitch slam onto me

and im out XD

head dizzy, back injured, mouth bleeding

for the first time, i realised my blood

is damm sweet XD

luckily we win the finals

2-3 CHAMP

then quarrel over the prize

y always quarrel?

in the end give prize to lcc

today

go chinese dogtor...

needle me... damm pain

im going mad...

from the pain, the heat

the smell of blood

1 week pe excuse...

very neutral face...

damm fucked injustice

2009-08-06T21:27:00.000+08:00

wtf. today damm injustice

1st 2 period= dnt..nothing much

then science.....wtf. sian....

then double period chinese.

i mean sleeping.
.
the most boring u can get.

after that english.

made me fucking fucking angry

is do speech mah

we do until cher kian, which is 29

yunda is next and im 31.

so yunda do lah. quite nice.

then after that, should be my turn

guess wat?

lcc jumped to no 32, which is cher han

wtf. mayb she just forget lah. lesson over

she said " next lesson blah blah blah"

and say jia hao is nx. apparently, lcc

doesnt wan to let me do speech, and give me

and 0 marks, so means 20% gone + another

10% which is....taken from the essay

in which...i gave her the draft.

she scold me when i wan her to preview

mine...

then go home... father mother angry at me

like always...for watever reason thereis

..anything under the sun.................

my dad oso says im a burden b4. nvm

like fuck i even care. bye.

Song

2009-08-01T20:10:00.000+08:00

any1 wan me to change my song??? i hv a new 1

i may use test it soon

2009-08-01T11:55:00.003+08:00

testing

apparently, there is no more simple post.

all hv to html

but how to upload pics from my doc?

another test:

test 2
test 3

XXX

2009-07-30T19:43:00.000+08:00

blogger still hv not settle the problem

of no font and color change, no uploading

of pictures n videos.

(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.(=.=).=).=).=).=).=).=)

so means i cant make a new article...zzzz

im currently making a lazer collection

pictures nia. i nt genius ok?

and making some fan art of pokemon special

to force myself nt to give up on pokemon

although its hard

seeing how pokemon is ruined when 4th gen

comes out. hope heart gold soul silver

dont fail me

right now, im currenly waiting patiently

for fate/unlimited codes release...

CANT WAIT!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

sry....im usually sane

WAT DID U SAY?#! U WANNA DIE.

shut up lah wz

NO U SHUTUP!!!!

hmm...apparently...im mad...well..

BL000000000000000000000000000000000D

HELP!!!! HOW CAN U RUN AWAY FROM URSELF!

Lazer

2009-07-26T16:22:00.003+08:00

wtf

blogger seems to hv problem

no preview, color cannot change, lolololol

cannot put picture, vids.....destroy everything

fail blog

so i give this to blogger bah

me:

O_o
/ --
| imma chargin mah lazer
\_--

blogger:shit

me:

O_o
/ ------------------------
| imma firin mah lazer
\_------------------------

blogger:ARGH BLaaaargh

me:

O_o
/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
| SHOOP DA WHOOP
\_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

blogger:"died"

Chili Crab

2009-07-20T14:53:00.003+08:00

this actually happen yesterday

but yesterday lazy to post

lololololololololololololololol

very neutral face.

damm nice

my godbrother bday

actually is 1 week ago but he busy

so to celebrate we eat prawn,crab

chicken wing, damm nice. then still

got a giant mango lor.....

=|

A message to all haters

2009-07-16T19:35:00.016+08:00

I have live in this world for 143 years

and over the years, i had a lot of haters

that is y i decided to send a message to them

to u haters out there, im giving u a message

actually, i do not hv that much haters tbh

lets see a few comments about me

emoer: cher han is better than u

lolcat: u suck

dude: ur a bitch

i pro: Noob XD

Guess: Go fuck urself

Random: u terrible kid

Innocent Passerby: fucking asian

=]: no lifer

Screwed: i hate blood suckers

a werewolf: u r my worse enemy

middle finger: no 1 likes u

UR A BITCH: mother fucker

Facebooker: u die every1 cheer

SCREW URSELF: FUCKING GAY

=]: i hope u leave this world faster

ill accept all the criticize and will reply ur

"fuck you" with "sorry if offend" i really

"fuck you" with "and ur mother too" bcuz

i bet u fucked her before.

wants to change. however, if u stop hating

and start loving, u will be able to see

another side of me

my vampiric side XD

u can go ahead and criticize about me but i

will not insult u because well, i need them

will not call u a dog because ill be

insulting all the other dogs in the world.

i really hope this message will not offend u

more because i really wan less haters

i really hope u can fuck off because u r a

waste of food, water and oxygen and is born

just to fill up a space in woodbridge.

and finally, always remember, u r important to

me

you are a grandmother fucking bitch

note: this message is made for entertainment

purpose only and plz do not take offend unless

u r a hater XD

adapted from nigahiga pictures from cyy

Fail blog

2009-07-15T20:19:00.002+08:00

changed my url

and im nt sure why

2day fail blog

go hr hse do proj

did the work well lah

+abit playing

btw, we hv a blog

about animal abuse

for our pw

it sucks though

Cyy song

2009-07-12T20:02:00.002+08:00

ok i know this is lame but.....

i decided to make a song abt cyy =|

cyy, if u find this insulting tell me.

ill make it more insulting, i mean delete it.

here goes:

Cyy ya cyy he's an angry man

cyy ya cyy he has a sad face

he like to say chao chee bye and say wat the fuck

he like to drink iced latte and mocha from starbucks

cyy he likes to play a game called kof

but when against liu ying zhi he get his ass "f"ed

cyy aye cyy likes to play erhu

when he play his erhu he dono who is who

cyy ya cyy he's an angry man

cyy ya cyy he got a sad face =(

© owz

"in the current conflict, sacrifice must be made. we must

protect our children, and ensure their freedom"

so, therefore, STOP ASKING CHILDREN TO DONATE

make sacrifice and use the gov fund, u know who

Ninjas

2009-07-11T18:56:00.002+08:00

This is my second article, about japanese most

mysterious men......ninjas.....

ninjas are mysterious characters specialized

in delivering pizza/kfc/macdonalds 24/7

and are believed to show up several

hours before u ordered ur pizza etc.

Ninjas natural habitat

ninja hunting is a good way to earn money,

earning up to 10k per ninja head. to find a

ninja, here are the things u need to look out for

1)make sure u hv a will written

2)U MUST NOT BE A PIRATE

3) always remember to bring a bonsai from

soh choo boi garden, ninja loves destroying them

which give u up to 0.1 second to kill them

4)do not use a gun, ninja use guns to cure itchiness

5)dont think about flames, they use flames to bath

ninja habitats

ninjas are everywhere(like the bird from cat high 2-3)

here are some common place they live in

.in front of u

.behind u

.above u

.on top of u

.in this blog

.between u

.inside ur mind

.in ur fridge(u know when all ur food is gone)

Here is a room full of ninjas
Stealth is the most important part of being

a ninja. a ninja who doesnt understand the

meaning of stealth is an epic fail.But once

in a while, a ninja will fail to understand the

meaning of stealth and will ask himself:

"why cant i success as a ninja?"

here is an example of a ninja who fail

to understand the meaning of stealth
notice the fact that he is blonde...

ninjas excel in using weapons like

kanata, shuriken, sticks, knife,ur head

ur mum, a pokeball, my ass, this blog

Codes of a ninja:

u see a ninja= prepare to die

u hear a ninja= prepare to....he not ninja!

u didnt see a ninja=prepare to die

u didnt know where a fart comes from

=prepare to die

u said the word "pirate"= ur whole family die

a ninja take u out for dinner=dine in hell

u r playing naruto= prepare to die, then

the ninja will destory the game

u speak with a "naruto" accent=prepare to

be torn into pieces

u think naruto is a real ninja=u hv serious

problems, prepare to die....

the girl u love is a ninja=get a new girl

before she kills u, u wierdo

What to do when a ninja is after u

1. stay still, ninjas r sensitive to movement

2.pretend to be a ninja(if u wear full black)

3.do not panic(they home on panic ppl)

4.dont ask" whose there". if u do the answer is

a swift shuriken on ur forehead

5.pretend to be a samurai(if u hv the armor

n sword, and speak gd jap)

6.if u do everything correctly, u can try n own him

7.do not kung fu fight the ninja, u will lose

because ninjas invented kung fu, though the

shaolin monks ksed their credit.

Genocide

2009-07-06T10:52:00.015+08:00

This.....my special article....on genocide......

it was adapted from uncyclopedia.wikia.com

"it started off as a joke"

Adolf Hitler on genocide

"it started off as a joke"

Joseph Stalin on genocide

"it started off as a joke"

Saddam Hussein on genocide

"it was fun while it lasted"

Adolf Hitler on genocide

"Heck, even I can't do it right"

God on genocide

Genocide was fun and enjoyable for the whole

family!!!

Genocide is a game that involves concentration

camps, outlawing some religions or

language(mostly u know? :]) prohibiting interraces

marriage and another other things u can

think of that appears to be punishment for the

victims fault but is actually punishing them for

who they are. basically, it means that the "crime"

of the victims is "because they r (name)" .so

therefore, ill have to look out :\

Here r a list of famous genocide players who hv

performed extremely well in the game.

Adolf Hitler

Saddam Hussein

Joseph Stalin

Japanese soldiers

First emperor

Obama Bin.....I mean Osama Bin Laden

Optimus Prime

Megabum......i mean Megatron

Emos(to themselves)

H0W +0 p|@y +h3 g@m3

Genocide requires a leader and a team(leader

usually must hv very strong influence to

others)and another team consisting of:

Malay

Indians

Jews and many other that was insulted by racism.

autobytes...i mean autobots

decepticons

So, this 2 teams(mostly hv rivalry, the longer the

better) will compete with each other, one

funded by the government and another privately

(although sometimes both privately), the game

starts off with sneak attacks and slowly, moves on

to suicide bombing and nukes etc etc. the

game is over when 1 team whole family die, and

victory is given to the other team. if both teams

whole family die , the match is a draw.

p.s the gov may fund both teams for some fun.

Here is a picture of 2 very famous genocide team

leaders and their team logo. they serve as good

role models for all players to see,CLICK HERE

Dono wat to post

2009-07-03T20:39:00.003+08:00

Actually idk wat to post

but i dont wan my post to be like zin nam

only tagbox alive

anyway, mc 1 week

nearly died

very sad face

i wonder if theres going to be a transformer 2 game

the first game nice, but boring ler

i looked at the prun5C@p3 forums

got many funny things

haha

btw, just something nice

SICK SICK SICK(not yin zhi's type of sick)

2009-06-30T14:45:00.003+08:00

WA FUCK

THROAT INFECTION

3 DAYS MC

THINK VERY GOOD ISIT?

DAMM PAIN

VERY SAD FACE

U LOVE 39.8 FEVER, DONT U?

AND THAT ALSO MEANS I WONT GET

THE NEW TIMETABLE..

well, this is just....the memories fragments

of the june holidays

the holidays i have lost

1 new blog

2 untouched homework

3 days mc

4 weeks of slacking

5 surprising events

6 training sessions i went

7 days before training resume

8 people still playing prunescape

9 mangas bought at once

10 different type of HELL

"I will also show you a nightmare tomorrow night"owz ©

New Blogskin

2009-06-27T13:37:00.002+08:00

If u hv eyes, u can see

i changed my blogskin

idk how u find it

plz comment on it

if u nt happy with color

tell me, i may change

btw, any1 tell me how to

put the time after each post?

tyvm

also

some of these post will be unseeable

thats the idea

of course u know how to handle it 1

bye

Fight

2009-06-26T20:39:00.002+08:00

First i say happy things

today we go play badminton...

but my leg hurts so suck lor

actually i oso suck even at gd condition

and my bike is fixed

very happy face

now time for the bad things....

VERY SAD

y must we always fight cuz

of this game called

PRUN35C@P3?

zp n kh already start it...

i watch only lah of course...

this wat happen

we play clan wars

ok ok...

juz told zp wat he do nt really wise

our team will lose

he left...

then wat happen, idk

WHY WHY WHY

WHY FIGHT DUE TO PRUN35C@P3?@!?#!?$!?

actually not fight....juz mad @ ea other XD

Bye holidays

2009-06-26T11:20:00.002+08:00

Omg.....so fast.....they r gone

i cant even say goodbye......

holidays.....my hair.........

everything is gone.......

damm the principals..........

80-85% of those jackass vote for no extended hols

i bet hak boon was one of them

homecoming is postponed...

good lah, no need carry the damm big electric grill to sch

cuz we making bbq food mah

but then only 1 grill

idk if my grill can take it or not lolz

i cant finish lotr in time...havent do my hw...

gg man

zzzzz

2009-06-21T19:58:00.002+08:00

training resume tomoro

very tired face

wtf lah

everytime, my parents pick on me

everything my fault lor

blame me lor

global warming, food spoil

rainy day everything under the sun they can blame me

die lah

anyway, the gd thing is

h1n1 may cause holidays to extend

very happy face

but then again, i forgot how

i will have these faces

i tot

i will only hv

the neutral face.............=|

Eating type, eat-till-your-full type

2009-06-20T22:38:00.005+08:00

eating ftw!!!!

today i celebrate fathers day

cuz tomoro every1 busy

but is i pay not father pay

very sad face

but the thing

oyster omelette evolved into fried oyster omelette!

chicken wings evolved into barbecue chicken wings!

lala evolved into spicy lala!

damm nice

very happy face

Lol

2009-06-19T20:31:00.004+08:00

long time no post

very sad face

So simple....but so clear

this picture shows that i, being hurt again and again

cant no longer feel

my heart is dead

every1 hates me

i feel like dying...

erm....is there anything more emo sad things to say??

nvm....

i dled garena and dotaing with shercold, aka zijing

so erm quite fun lah...

just the leavers damm asshole

bye.

"a true friend is one that not only take the limo with u, but walk with u when the limo breaks down. a true friend is one that will never attend ur funeral, because he/she is in jail for killing the bastard that did that to u." OWZ©

POST

2009-06-15T20:03:00.004+08:00

OK CYY, u did this to me

All 14 people have to do this quiz. Unless if she/he doesn't have a blog. Write the name of 14 people you can think off the top of your head. Then answer the questions

1) You Yuan
2) Yih Fang
3) Yun Da
4) Doreen
5) Hao Ran
6) Jun Sheng
7) Zhuang Peng
8) Denise
9) Chee Kiang
10) Kelly
11) Andrew
12) Yin Zhi
13) Xue Di
14) Khang Hwee

How did you get to meet 7?
We were friends since p4

What would you do if you and 13 had never met?
there will no be another fan of pokemon n vk in 6e07

What would you do if 1 and 12 date?
YY n YZ....yin zhi will try rape yy n yy will throw shoe at him

Have you seen 14 cry?
No

Would 4 and 11 make a good couple?
No....i dont think doreen can stand andrew's sickness

Do you think 11 is attractive?
no

What’s 2’s favourite colour?
blue

When was the last time you spoke to 9?
Last day of sch for term2 09

What language does 8 speak?
English n Chinese. oso things like bodoh baka.....

Who is 13 going out with?
The 6e07 girls

What grade is 12 in?
Secondary 2.

Would you ever date 10?
I DON'T KNOW depends.

Where does 5 live?
amk

What’s the best thing about 3?
Both of us enjoy eating and sleeping

What would you want to tell 10 now?
Hello

What’s the best thing about 8?
She is oso a fan of vk and ill intro her more manga soon

Have you ever kissed 5?
I M NOT GAY

What was the best memories you have with 7?
Too many

When's the next time you're going to see 6?
Idk sch reopen?

How are 14&12 different?
Khang hwee is from singapore while yin zhi is china

Is 6 pretty?
No

What was the first impression of 11?

Sickass

How did you meet 5?
Sec 1 same class

Is 1 your best friend?
One of them.

Do you hate 12?
YES

Have you seen 4 in the last month?
Hv not seen her for 2 years, if u consider tt time i saw her walking home then 3 months ago

When was the last time you talked to 3?
today

Have you been to 5's house?
Yes

When's the next time you gonna see 10?
Nx class outing? or mayb in amk when i hang out with friends

Are you close to 13?
Hell no

Have you been to a movie with 4 before?
No i dont really go movies

Have you gotten into trouble with 8?
No i can act civilised if i wan

Would you give 2 a hug?
Erm, im not sure actually XD

When have you lied to 3?
All the time

Is 1 good with socializing?
No, just like me.............................

Class outing

2009-06-14T22:05:00.002+08:00

Today class outing

very .......wat to say face

we pang sei some ppl like charmane

very sad face for them

west coast there eat mac

then we do our own thing

cuz the person who design the games

jenny goh come VERY EARLY

very angry face

so i was reading manga

zp quarrel with girls again

boring boring

then play the boring games

boring face

stupid girls

say my voice very er xing

like theirs very nice

very angry face

then we throw water bombs

umbrella ftw

then go mandai play abit

then go home

bye bye

"I have never been a shining example of goodness, it's just that you never find me bad, i did not change for the worse, is just that your expectation for me is higher."©

trg trg match match

2009-06-12T19:50:00.002+08:00

Today bball like hell.

very tired face

at 1st match with ri

i think score is 49-60

we lose

very sad face

then after tt got an additional quater for non sch team members

for our case non sports class and some sec 1

i get to play

very happy face

then we go eat lor

then go amk play bball

xian hui(lets not call him hui-mei ler) and wei liang quarell

wtf face

after tt ok ler lor.

go to sembawang play

match like no mother

at 1st me xian hui zinnam and some dono who play

win win win

very happy face

then after tt zin nam tired ler

he the only tall guy mah

so under basket and rebound we gone

so tio trash 11-5 lor

go home still need cook

sad face

nvm

nothing to say ler

"a picture is worth a thousand words.....parents always complain u r not reading enough words. what to do? read manga. 1 manga averagely hv 180x5=900 pictures. 900x1000=900000 words. not to mention the words in the manga. so therefore, manga are the best way to improve ur language." owz ©

finally....

2009-06-11T19:39:00.001+08:00

Finally i got bk 9 today

very happy face

tay come my hse today

we play nba lol

then we keep making funny remarks

but insulting

so i wont give examples

walao

today i hv to cook dinner

very sad face

so i juz make simple 1 lor

prawn egg ham veg ok

hmm

lets make a emo post nx time

2009-06-10T20:37:00.002+08:00

WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING A LARGE FORK AND KNIFE IF YOU DONT HAVE FOOD TO GO WITH IT?

what is the point of helping others when nobody will thank you for it.

why should you bother doing "good things" when nobody is there to appreciate it?

my heart is long dead.

i was disappointed again again and again

i could no longer feel

this world sucks

hey wait.....why am i making a post like this

nvm lets get to the details

kof 1.3 is out

very happy face

but still easy lah

i finally unlock the third iori

very happy face

but getting bored

cuz no 1 2player with me

very sad face

i hope 1.4 come out soon

cuz 1.4 got chun li and mai

very suprised face.

now zp cant say all my post

abt sian 1

very sian face..............

"vulgarities are after all, only words. saying things like fuck wont hurt. people find it bad is only because the dictionary say it is so. violence is also bad to them because of this......but they are physical pain and is skin deep only."©

SIANZ...

2009-06-09T19:28:00.004+08:00

everyday sian.

today oso sian.

go bball

a motherfucker broke my shoe

fuck him

i wan throw shoe at him

then josh zp still nt sure if wan go class outing or not

i think i

wan to

put songs in this fucking blog

tomoro trg again

zzz

i wan hibernate

but cannot

lord of the rings

havent even read a chapter

wan to sleep ler

"our body needs calcium, protein, iron and many other thing to function and is transported to our body in our blood. therefore, drinking blood is the best way to get these important vitamins and therefore blood are the healthiest drink around....." ong wen zuo ©

Trg again

2009-06-08T20:50:00.006+08:00

class outing coming

dont believe many ppl will go

cuz most guyz wont go(i dont think i wan to go actually)

then......

trg again 2day.....

quite slack

but the suprising thing is

the nba person

dono wat andrew bogut(not andrew pang)

teaching little kids bball

in our ISH

then we need train outdoor

the gd thing is after that

me n ah hui go j8 eat kfc

then buy manga....again

this is to comics connection for having out of stock for vol 9

make me hv to stop reading @ 8

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xxxxxxxxl/../../ ../../../
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xxxxxxxxxll/ ....../

"thou who art darker than twilight, redder thou, than flowing crimson blood, buried within
the flow of time, i call upon thy great name, here i pledge myself to darkness,and to all those foolish enough to stand before us in challenge, by the power both thee and i possess, let us deliver equally the ultimate gift of" $$$............you wan black money hak boon?

p.s the is the for dragon slave XD i juz change destruction to $$$

Manga

2009-06-07T18:17:00.002+08:00

today go tampanis damm nice
bought some mangas
not alot ok? 9 books in total nia
my manga collection very small 1
only 51 in total nia.
nvm, buying more tomoro
cuz i dont hv enough $$$ with me
hahahas
class outing in 1 week
dk if i wan to go
very sian face.
hmm...........i think ill end this post ler
very happy face.
and please, stop telling me
buying mangas r waste of money
cuz god and the lord of all lands can't control me
ill only listen to one.
the one and only ong wen zuo

Sianess again

2009-06-06T19:14:00.001+08:00

today damm sian again.
very sad face
so, ill answer denise tan question.
do i like manga more than animes?
yes. very neutral face.
why?
1.manga graphics r nicer
2.i prefer black n white
3.manga wont spoil(juz tape the pages back)
4.some of my fav manga dont hv animes
5. animes hv wierd plot sometimes
6.sometimes anime openings/ending sucks.
7.animes give me headache when watch long
(bad headache after watching 8 hours non stop.)

well, the only thing
animes better r
that u dont hv to click next
when using comp
to read

Answering wilson's question

2009-06-05T22:38:00.003+08:00

Life is too boring. very sad face
nothing much.
today, yesterday,
all damm boring
so ill answer wilson's question. very happy face
what are my favorite manga?
i read alot of manga.
but favs, quite alot lah.
but 10 out of possible 1000+ not really
ok
the list r not in order ok?
F.M.A(Alch me lots of cheezburger pl0x)
Hunter X hunter(damm lame l8r on)
VK(nice)
Zombie Loan(love the blood)
Fate/Stay night(swordz,bowz,armorz......)
5 nia......lets see more
Bakuretsu tenshi(gunzzzz)
Slam Dunk(hanamitchi sakuragi=retarded joker)
Slayers(magic)
Death Note(think and more think)
Saiyuki(bloody, lots of fighting)
lololololololololol
tts all 4 now....dont list too much
naruto? idk y always rank 1 juz so so only.nothing special
i know my taste suck dont comment on it.
this is wat i like ok.
the 1 i like most?? I.D.K
Actually i wan put tsubasa on 1... but lazy

Zin Nam

2009-06-03T18:07:00.003+08:00

haha. today very funny for zinnam, aka nam balls.
2day he come my hse use comp lor.then was like ok. suddenly, he tried to flirt with my friends(failed though) cuz i was slacking and on my msn. angry suprised face. my frens sec 2 he still wan. wtf.
then hor, after tt Janette(his fren, hopefully i spell correct.) told him that sarah(his gf) was jealous that ly-shan(his "close" friend) help him make his blog and they always talk. she oso told zinnam sarah said she wanted to kill ly-shan. janette asked y and guess wat sarah replied? she replied "because she interacted with zin nam" lol face. plz dont think sick though.
looks like zin nam is going to be in a BIG LOVE TRIANGLE now... i warned tt girls get jealous easily but he nvr listen and said sarah wont get jealous easily. yeah right.

Boring day again

2009-06-02T18:55:00.002+08:00

2day boring again. very sian face. but the gd news is, im 151.1cm now. surprised happy face! anyways 2day i go queensway buy basketball shoes lol. luckily got my size lah.very happy face.

today bball oso sian lor. we plae quite fun but when we play 5v5 against others dono y zp got serious. no nid so serious 1XD. then after tt, kh told me that when he ask ppl abt class outing, the 1st thing Joanne Ng said was "IS JOSHUA GOING?" very suprised face. of course kh will deny after that lor.

Day 1 of holidays

2009-06-01T16:51:00.000+08:00

H0l1d@y5!!!

tts the fav word for many, but not 4 me..... today trg tough man idk y so tired lor... then during these hols the bishan gym close cannot go.walao. and guess wat? theres a friendly on wednesday......... and i hv to be the officals leh. means cannot play. sianz.... hopefully this got cca points lor. opps, my chicken wings getting cold :)

苏老师说

2009-05-31T16:48:00.000+08:00

苏老师说:盆栽是一种艺术
袁老师说:人生是一种艺术
刘老师说:色情是一种艺术(寅之)
THEREFORE, 盆栽是一种色情,一种人生

Hello

2009-05-31T15:47:00.000+08:00

Yo kids, this is my 1st blog and 1st post so erm....im ong wen zuo, oso known as top gang, lao sun, owz, etc etc
you can spam my tagbox if u wan